No it wasn't bad enough that protesters gathered outside
their door with signs reading "Wolf Has Rights Too" and
"Soup Making Should Be Illegal!" And, it wasn't bad enough
that after they amassed a great fortune from generous fans, nosey
rodents started ransacking the pigs' trash for personal data.
No it was after the town decided to cash in on the Pig's newly
acquired wealth and tax the squeals out of those hard-working
swine that the Pig's decided they had enough. They decided to
invest their wealth through online offshore asset protections.
Wolf & Co. Barred From Pigs' Overseas Affairs
The Pigs heard a great tip from fellow crime-fighters that assets
were much safer offshore. Too many hackers and scam artists in
their homeland could access anyone's private information, they
were told. Before selecting an offshore investment tool, the Pigs
listened carefully to their options like an AP trust, offshore
bank account, and offshore merchant accounts.
The Pigs decided on a country with the same information privacy
laws as in their home country. The Pigs were pleased to discover
that their arrangements could be done online. The arrangements
were swift, trustworthy, confidential, and no more costly than
if done in their own country.
Soon, the protesters moved on and the rats stopped digging through
the Pig's refuse (they heard about the good fortune of some Gruff
brothers). When the town discovered it had no legal claim to any
of the Pig's wealth, the town apologized. (Still, out of the goodness
of their chinny-chin-chins, those kind Pigs donated funds to build
a junior college on the edge of town.) Their peaceful way of life
slowly returned and they even started dreaming of ways to promote
and register their killer soup on the international market
