Living Trust Memorandum - A Note From Bugs Bunny RE: His Lifelong
Possessions
December 11, 2004
By Kathy Curtis
Dear Trusted Reader, I am leaving this valuable
living trust memorandum as a note for you regarding
some of my precious living possessions. Upon my departure
from this wonderful world, I hope this trust brings
some comfort and keeps away those pesky rascals.
Much love and adoration, Bugs
First Off…
I would like to convey my opinion on how to split
my numerous accumulations of wealth to my darling
50 adult children. Hence, I replace my other living
trust memorandums with this current message and I
hope I bring no ill will.
(Get it - it's a joke… No Ill Will! I crack me up! Like, what
do I need a will for when all my sweet adorable grown kids have
remarkable personal dens now?) Anyways, here it goes…
A Message About My Estate
My dearest benefactors, our tunnels run deep and our estates are
numerous. I trust you children to equally divide my estates to greater
benefit your lives since your mother has already departed. Rest
assured that proceeds from all my other earthly collections should
be divided equally among you. My attorney will go over this long
list.
Revoking What I Said Earlier…
There is one slight change: Should my longest friend Elmer Fudd
decide to accept my offer, I offer him my carrot patch along the
east side of the orchard. That may make some of you kids upset and
you may contest my decision; however, Elmer and I repaired our differences
long ago and I, of sound mind, reassure you that this would mean
a lot to me.
Finally, The Resting Place
Should I become unable to take care of my own affairs, I ask my
back-up trustee to place me in the Sunny Day Hare Care facility
using one of my bonds to pay for the costs not covered by my insurance.
Another one of my bonds should cover my resting place expenses at
Sunset Carrot Heaven Crematory and Funeral Home.
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